Alright, so the phone company is going to start billing us more because a modem we have was a modem that used to belong to them or something, so now we have to get our internet unplugged to survive.
What does that mean?

Commissions are open.
$20.00 for fully detailed, fully colored art.
Also $20.00 for a 1-3 minute animation, since they take around the same time to complete.
$5.00 for everything else.

There's nothing I won't draw. Porn, scat, furries, I'm desperate here so they're on the list.
If you want to pay me 5 dollars just to make me draw something retarded, that works too.
If you want to pay me 5 dollars to draw my worst nightmares, I'll hate you, but I'll do it.

Now watch me whore myself out.

Working on Skull Warriors. I have a garden.
And an attachment problem that seems to be resolving itself.

What else is there to mention?
Oh yes, people like me and people hate me.
And I hate people.

That's about it.

On January 18th, my internet is going to be shut off.
I can't pay my phone bill because I lack money.
Because of this, I'm not going to be able to upload art here or anywhere else.
This also means Skull Warriors may never be put online.

And that's a drag.

Welp, I'll see you guys at the homeless shelter.

Oh yeah, I'm also doing commissions too. They can be anywhere from 10 cents to 20 bucks, depending on the level of intricacy you want in the art. I can do realistic art, cartoony art, chicken shit scratch sketches, and comic panels for you. Pornography is not out of my limits either.

Now that that's over, I'm going to swallow a whole bunch of hobo stew. Bubba put extra rat in it 'cause it's new years, ya know?

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And that's my life so far, folks! No updates!

Salutations there watchers... or... just watcher... since there's really only ONE person keeping track of me on an annual basis so far. So I'm still working on flash, I've put the game idea to a complete halt and have proceeded to focus more of animations and art. You could say I've been "let go" from my previous relationship and as a result I've been in a bit of a mood for the past few months. Still am.

Disregarding that, however, I've joined a gaming channel on youtube called Minecone. Apart from that, working on comic script and... well... I want to start story-boarding soon.
The name of this new comic will be called Skull Warriors, stay tuned.

I've been working very diligently on my flash coding skills, and I think I'm getting the hang of it!

Me and my girlfriend, Chrlinatro, have been busy creating concepts for a video game we plan on uploading on newgrounds! No spoilers yet, just know that there will be a strategic platforming element to it, bosses, and music that will kick so much ass.

Before I go about coding the game though and designing animated sprites on the actual flash program, I feel I should start small and work on some videos before I jump head first into the game. I don't want to come across some bugs I don't know how to fix... that and I want to further educate myself in this field. I've already taught myself so much... I can't wait to share with everyone what I've been learning.

DJ position didn't work out so well, I suppose it's due to poor audio quality... that and the DJ's didn't schedule anything with me for over a few months now. Thinking at applying at some convenient stores for moneys sake.

Oh yeah, I also have flash now. I'm going to get started on animating.

Been looking up jobs on the internet since nobody seems to want to hire me in real life, and this Internet radio station called G3 Radio is hiring DJ's and graphic artists.
While, if I applied and was accepted, I wouldn't get paid for doing these things, it would still look good on a resume for an actual paying gig.

I've also secretly wanted to DJ. I'm pretty talented when it comes to making up voices for characters and I have a track-list of oldies fallout-esque music several miles long. Oh Bing Crosby, you know just how to tug my heartstrings.

And if I get to make graphic arts for them then hey, bonus!~

Here's hoping!

Setting up college classes at the local community college.

Need to pass two of three classes (with flying colors) to be able to grovel to financial aid and hope they keep me on my Pell-grant for spring, since I'm suppose to be on Financial Aid probation for failing 3 of 4 classes. :/

Math (not REAL math, the math you take for flunking math on the ACT), English, and Graphic Design. It won't matter if I pass math since that won't raise my GPA (since district doesn't recognize fake-math as an official class) so that leaves English and Graphic Design.
I've got English set up perfectly for the fall term, but for the fucking life of me, the only Graphic design class they have is FULL.

I'm keeping my eye on that.
The moment someone drops the class, I'm sniping it.

Also making more pictures.

Well what more can I say? Out of peer pressure, I finally decided to make myself a newgrounds account. You see, I've grown tired of DA since that place started becoming infested with a bunch of cry-baby weeaboo "FUCK MY LIFE" gothic furry porn art thiefs that consider a stick figures to be the WORLDS GREATEST THING FROM ART EVER.

I'm hoping to get my comics started off at this place and provide readers with some entertaining dialogue. I've been looking into animation, so you might expect some flash submissions from me in the distant future. As of now though, all .png-based.

Now first thing's first... I have to find out how to submit art.
Baby steps folks, baby steps.