Alright, so the phone company is going to start billing us more because a modem we have was a modem that used to belong to them or something, so now we have to get our internet unplugged to survive.
What does that mean?

Commissions are open.
$20.00 for fully detailed, fully colored art.
Also $20.00 for a 1-3 minute animation, since they take around the same time to complete.
$5.00 for everything else.

There's nothing I won't draw. Porn, scat, furries, I'm desperate here so they're on the list.
If you want to pay me 5 dollars just to make me draw something retarded, that works too.
If you want to pay me 5 dollars to draw my worst nightmares, I'll hate you, but I'll do it.

Now watch me whore myself out.