Ballsendix.
I have a list here of things that have happened lately in the past year:

-Got my first ever front page, which honestly caught me by surprise. 
-Did this thing a while ago where I would try to draw one picture every day.
-Gave up on that thing after two consecutive weeks.
-Watched cartoons (loved it).
-Got a job. A newer job. It's the same job, but it smells like chicken.

Hope that update was worth the wait.